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Rednecks Hunting

Unread postby Little Kopit on Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:40 pm

Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come
upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the
size of it.

The first hunter says ' Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the
bottom, I wonder how deep it is?'

The second hunter says' I don't know, let's throw something down and
listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom.'

The first hunter says ' There's this old transmission here, give me a
hand and we'll throw it in and see'.

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and
three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and
looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind
them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the
brush, run up to the hole with no hesitation, and jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the
hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer
walks up.

'Say there', says the farmer, 'you fellers didn't happen to see my
goat around here anywhere, did you?'

The first hunter says ' Funny you should ask, but we were just
standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes
doin' about a hundred miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this
hole here!'

And the old farmer said ' Why that's impossible, I had him chained to
a transmission!'

& I, I took the road less travelled by

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