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In Puns We Trust

Unread postby Little Kopit on Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:36 pm

-- 1. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was

Sir Circumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island; but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker;
but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result
in Linoleum Blownapart.

9 Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here;
I'll go on a head.'

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a
hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

18. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

19. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is
now a seasoned veteran.
20. A backward poet writes inverse.

21. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

22. When the cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.


23. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects



8-)
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