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The Pianist

Unread postby Limey on Sun Apr 18, 2010 12:47 pm

So, this guy, Bill is sitting at the bar and pulls out this tiny little piano and a little guy about a foot tall.

The little guy sits down and starts playing the piano quite beautifully.

The fellow on the next bar stool, Joe says" That's amazing. Where did you get him?"

Bill says" well I got this magic lamp with a genie"

So the other fellow says that's great could I use it?"

Bill says "sure " and hands him the lamp.

Joe rubs the lamp and out comes the genie. He says" I want a million bucks".

Suddenly the room is entirely filled with quacking ducks! Joe exclaims"Hey! I asked for I million BUCKS! not DUCKS!"

Bill explained "Yes, the genie is a bit deaf. You don't think I really asked for a twelve inch pianist do you?
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