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All the hay

Unread postby pwall on Thu Nov 05, 2009 1:18 pm

Missed posting my 'regular' Tuesday joke.....

All the hay
One Sunday morning after a severe snowstorm, the minister went up to preach and realized that there was only one man in the entire church. He was not sure if he should still preach so he asked the man there (who happened to be a farmer) if he would like him to preach, seeing he was the only one there. The farmer scratched his head and said, “I’m not a smart man, but I suppose if I went to feed my cows and only one showed up, I’d feed it. The minister felt a bit foolish and decided to preach. He did not want the farmer to think that he was short changing him so he preached for 1 hour…2 hours…finally, he finished after 2½ hours. After the sermon the minister went down to greet the farmer and to ask him what he thought about the sermon. The farmer scratched his head and said, “I’m not a smart man, but if I went to feed my cows and only one showed up…I wouldn’t feed it ALL the hay!


And a bonous joke for the day:
One-Dollar Coin
A one-dollar coin met a twenty-dollar bill and said, "Hey, where have you been? I haven't seen you around here much."
The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"
The one-dollar coin said, "You know, same old stuff - church, church, church."
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