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The Head Hog

Unread postby pwall on Tue Oct 20, 2009 12:54 pm

One day a man with a thick Texas accent called a church office and said, "Hello missy, can I speak to the head hog please?"
The secretary thought she misunderstood what he said, and replied, "I'm sorry, who?"
The caller repeated, "Yes, I’d like a word with the head hog please."
A little annoyed the secretary said, "Well Sir, if you mean the Senior Pastor, then you may refer to him as 'Pastor,' or “Reverend” or 'Brother,' but I prefer that you not refer to him as the 'head hog!!"
“Anyway” she said with a bit of an attitude, “I’m afraid he will be in meetings all day. May I ask the nature of your call?”
The man replied, "Well…I heard you were all doing a fine job down there and I was thinking of giving $100,000 to your building fund...."
"Oh!!!” she replied, “Hold just a moment please! I think the big pig just walked in!"
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